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Someday, Tuesday 7th in the summer, John comes in the most luxurious Casino in Las Vegas. He sat at roulette and bets $ 20,000 on number 22.
  – Croupier, all on number 22.
  – Are you sure, sir? ..
  – Yeah, all on twenty two! …
  Roulette spins, and ball sits on … 22. John takes a bunch of bull chips.
  – Croupier, put them all on 22!
  – Sir! Are you sure? …
  – Yes! All!
  Roulette spins again, and ball… sits on 22. Reaction, panic, admiration … ! John takes a bunch of bull chips, a mountain of money.
  – Croupier, put them all on 22!
  – Sir! ARE YOU SURE??
  – Sure, you fool, number twenty two, I said! …
  Roulette spins, and ball sits on … 22.
  Alert in Casino, casino owner appears worried.
  – Dear sir, more play?
  – I”m not, you mutt, I stop!
  Casino owner asks astonished beyond measure:
  – Sir, how to wager three times on 22 and to win all the time? It”s impossible .. it”s … it”s …
  – It”s mother fucker! Tell me! Today”s August 7?
  – Yes.
  – Well, I arrived at the casino with bus no. 7?
  – Yes.
  – And now my son turns 7 years old!
  -??? I do not get it, Sir!
  – What, you asshole, don”t you get it? How much is 7 × 3? Ha? How much? …

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