The nuns
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Two nuns came out of the monastery to sell cakes. One was Sister Mathematics (M), and the other Sister Logic (L). M: It is nearing the night and we are still far from the monastery. L: Sister, did you realize … Read More

The priests
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A Catholic priest, a Protestant priest and a Rabbi, after a tiring conference on religions, decided to spend the evening on a lake. No sooner said than done. They go to the place in question, speak at random, then decide … Read More

The Cow
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John comes to Peter and asks him: – How your cow gives 100 liters of milk a day? – Awareness, brother, awareness. I approach it easy and I ask gently what we have today for the dinner, milk or meat?

The prescription
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At the pharmacy comes a 80 years old woman with a prescription. The pharmacist asks: – The prescription is for you? – Yes. – Do you know that is a prescription for contraceptives? It will do nothing to you. – … Read More

Foreboding
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A guy gets a loan from his best friend 10 thousand dollars. Excited and full of tears, he embraces the friend. The other, surprised, asks: – What’s happening, why you should wail, you also helped me when I needed! “A … Read More

The wife
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A man comes home and finds his wife making the bags. – How are you, dear? Where are you going? – In Las Vegas! I learned that there are men who would pay me $400 to do what I do … Read More

Questions
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The 7 wonders of communism: All were working Although all were working, no one worked Although no one worked, the plan was made Although the plan was made, there was nothing Although there was nothing, all had everything While they … Read More

Fiat 500
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A guy with a jeep see the red and stop majestically at the traffic light. A Fiat 500 comes in great haste, and bang! ii stick the back. Jeep driver feels a slight jolt, looked calmly left, right, sees nothing. … Read More

The waiter
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 – What would you like?, Asks the waiter.  – What would I like? … Well, a bigger house, more money and more beautiful wife.  – No, said the waiter composedly, I wanted to say: “What do you want?”  – I … Read More

At the barbershop
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A guy put his head on the door of the barber shop and asks the barber how long he should wait until he is trimming. Being a very busy day, barber looks around and says: “about two hours” and the … Read More

God
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A teacher observed while children draw, stopping occasionally to see several works. Arriving near a girl working carefully, ask her what she draws … The girl said: – “I’m drawing God.” The teacher replied: – “But nobody knows what God … Read More

The woman in the bird world
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Woman, Oh woman Why do you make me feel Every time I’m near you My heads a spinning wheel

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