A Catholic priest, a Protestant priest and a Rabbi, after a tiring conference on religions, decided to spend the evening on a lake.
No sooner said than done. They go to the place in question, speak at random, then decide to take a bath in the lake. They undress, leave clothes on the sideline, and – naked – thrown into the lake.
After leaving, they do not get to dress when three women pass by, coming toward them.
Out of reflex, the Catholic and Protestant priests covered his private parts, but the rabbi covered his face.
Annoyed, the Catholic priest asks:
– Okay, Rabbi, why do not you do like us to cover your private parts with your hands?
To which the Rabbi responds:
– I do not know how it is in your community, but I’m recognized by my face.